Step 1 - Don't try sleeping for more than 8 hours, because if you do, you'll end up having a headache and fall asleep again, resulting in you sleeping for over 15-16 hours a day (has happened to me many times). A bad way to waste a day.
Step 2 - Wake up, drink hot milk, and SHIT. Yes. SHIT. Tatti. Potty. Kakka. Provides immense relief and makes you feel a lot fresher (and lighter).
You'll be up and running within no time if you do these two things. Tried and tested. Take my word for it. I know it is hard for some people to believe that I shit daily since my farts are omnipresent (they're smelly, I don't make much noise when I fart, and I take pride in claiming that it was me who farted), but err yeah, thats the way it is.
I woke up 1 hour ago. Its time for me to be the good executioner that I am, and execute step 2!
It's time to move on.
15 years ago
5 comments:
I am saddened by the fact that you think sleeping away the day construes wasting it.Personally i think its the best use you can make of the day.No,really.
I'm no expert on the subject,please be elaborating on the SPECIFICS of the relation between shits and farts
*thinks that might be a good name for next post...hmmm*
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Sorry, but just couldn't resist writing that. :P :P
Oh btw which language is Kaka==Potty?? Just wanted to know.
And I strongly disagree about sleeping for <8 hours. If you sleep after that headache, you actually dream alot of random stuff (It's fun! Sometimes :|)
:|
At BITS,
1) You cant sleep for <8 hours
2) You can't get hot milk if you sleep for <8 hours. And if you cant get milk, you can't do the activity after that either.
:P
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